What’s up rreaders. I have neglected my blog and im sorry. but I really haven’t been doing anything. I’ve been mad bored. The band has some fun and exciting things coming together for the spring but until then im just chilling. I’ve been playing too much Fortnite and going to the gym. sharpening my mind and my body. I have been doing dry January and replaced booze with movies. Movies are so bad ass. the other night I watched the Weird Al Biopic(shout out Jackson wise) followed by Apocalypse Now. Both movies were awesome and showed a mastery of their craft. however I find myself quoting the weird al movie more often….

In April we are doing a west coast rocker with the fine folks in Heart To Gold.

were rocking from the 1st-10th. a lot of people on instagram.com had a hard time figuring out our dates but I think with some simple critical thinking you can figure it out. im excited to play these shows. had a lot of fun on the west coast last year and I think will probably continue to be awesome this year. we’re working on a LA show on 4/3 for all you Hollywood rockers so stay tuned. tickets to all shows are available in the tour tab on the website.

Seasoning Review

Last year we toured with Louisiana rockstars Cashier. Zachier(zach from cashier) let it slip that his wife is the heir to a seasoning empire in the bayou. If you know anything about cajuns, you know they dont play about their seasoning. I told him a needed a hook up and he sent some for the whole team. Ive been using it on eggs and stuff like that and it’s pretty awesome. I can’t lie, I thought it would be game changing and unfortunately that’s not the case. I think that’s more about me managing my expectations rather than the quality of the seasoning itself. it’s good, it’s got some msg and mild spice vibes. pretty banging on chicken. very well rounded seasoning blend thanks for the care package Zachier.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City update:

As this season comes to a close I feel a little bit underwhelmed. Last season with Monica was truly a barn burner. Some big shoes to fill with the new cast members, Brittany and Browyn. Brittany is so fried. I can’t tell if she’s playing dumb or if she is dumb. The phone recording incident in Puerto Vallarta was really strange and she freestyles like 3 lies to cover her tracks. but she’s so fried that everyone just kind of left her alone after a while cause they’d rather let her get a way with some sus shit than have to keep talking to her. we’ll see if they cover more in the reunion episodes.
A real life Real House Wives update
My buddy Malachi was tattooing a girl and she told him that she works on the set of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. He got all stoked and asked her a bunch of questions about the cast and crew and fangirled out on her. Fast forward a couple months later and she comes back in for another tattoo. and this time she’s wearing a Worlds Worst shirt!!!! I dont know this person and I dont think they know our band, I think they stole the shirt from their friend or something is what I was told. but this means there is a possibility that she could wear the worlds worst shirt to work and sub consciously one of the Housewives could perceive the cool t-shirt and think about the band and one thing after another and then they come to a show. this is very unlikely but pretty funny to me. it made me think about how a band shirt really conveys an idea about the band that sometimes isn’t accurate. our merch probably makes us seem a lot tougher than we are. I remember when I was a kid going to the skatepark there was an older guy who always wore a The Smiths shirt. I didn’t know the band but I assumed they were the most badass punk band based of the guys vibe and the graphic. some time later I remember hearing “Girlfriend in a Coma” and being like wtf this isn’t even close to badass.


Were Also playing Treefort Fest in Boise at the end of March. Im not posting the flyer cause you won’t be able to find us in the text. there’s like a million bands playing. if you look at the poster long enough you’ll find you uncles playing tree fortfest. I think it should be fun and am excited to rock in the potato state once again.

im running out of steam and I really freestyled this one so sorry if its sloppy. give me direct in the comments for my next great Blog Post.